diff --git a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/BUILD.bazel b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/BUILD.bazel
index b7566efe253..eed1b1cfe63 100644
--- a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/BUILD.bazel
+++ b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/BUILD.bazel
@@ -1,14 +1,36 @@
+load("//dev:go_defs.bzl", "go_test")
 load("@io_bazel_rules_go//go:def.bzl", "go_library")
 
 go_library(
     name = "resolvers",
-    srcs = ["resolvers.go"],
+    srcs = [
+        "resolvers.go",
+        "telemetrygateway.go",
+    ],
     importpath = "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers",
     visibility = ["//cmd/frontend:__subpackages__"],
     deps = [
         "//cmd/frontend/graphqlbackend",
         "//internal/database",
+        "//internal/telemetry/teestore",
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
+        "//internal/version",
         "//lib/errors",
         "@com_github_sourcegraph_log//:log",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/structpb",
+    ],
+)
+
+go_test(
+    name = "resolvers_test",
+    srcs = ["telemetrygateway_test.go"],
+    embed = [":resolvers"],
+    deps = [
+        "//cmd/frontend/graphqlbackend",
+        "//internal/actor",
+        "//lib/pointers",
+        "@com_github_hexops_autogold_v2//:autogold",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//require",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//encoding/protojson",
     ],
 )
diff --git a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/resolvers.go b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/resolvers.go
index c5ea26ef3eb..adb77d840b2 100644
--- a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/resolvers.go
+++ b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/resolvers.go
@@ -2,27 +2,47 @@ package resolvers
 
 import (
 	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"time"
 
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/log"
 
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/cmd/frontend/graphqlbackend"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry/teestore"
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/errors"
 )
 
 // Resolver is the GraphQL resolver of all things related to telemetry V2.
 type Resolver struct {
-	logger log.Logger
-	db     database.DB
+	logger   log.Logger
+	teestore teestore.Store
 }
 
 // New returns a new Resolver whose store uses the given database
 func New(logger log.Logger, db database.DB) graphqlbackend.TelemetryResolver {
-	return &Resolver{logger: logger, db: db}
+	return &Resolver{logger: logger, teestore: teestore.NewStore(db.TelemetryEventsExportQueue(), db.EventLogs())}
 }
 
 var _ graphqlbackend.TelemetryResolver = &Resolver{}
 
 func (r *Resolver) RecordEvents(ctx context.Context, args *graphqlbackend.RecordEventsArgs) (*graphqlbackend.EmptyResponse, error) {
-	return nil, errors.New("not implemented")
+	if args == nil || len(args.Events) == 0 {
+		return nil, errors.New("no events provided")
+	}
+	gatewayEvents, err := newTelemetryGatewayEvents(ctx, time.Now(), telemetrygatewayv1.DefaultEventIDFunc, args.Events)
+	if err != nil {
+		// This is an important failure, make sure we surface it, as it could be
+		// an implementation error.
+		data, _ := json.Marshal(args.Events)
+		r.logger.Error("failed to convert telemetry events to internal format",
+			log.Error(err),
+			log.String("eventData", string(data)))
+		return nil, errors.Wrap(err, "invalid events provided")
+	}
+	if err := r.teestore.StoreEvents(ctx, gatewayEvents); err != nil {
+		return nil, errors.Wrap(err, "error storing events")
+	}
+	return &graphqlbackend.EmptyResponse{}, nil
 }
diff --git a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway.go b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e129a38eb81
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway.go
@@ -0,0 +1,97 @@
+package resolvers
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"time"
+
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/structpb"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/cmd/frontend/graphqlbackend"
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/version"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/errors"
+)
+
+func newTelemetryGatewayEvents(
+	ctx context.Context,
+	now time.Time,
+	newUUID func() string,
+	events []graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput,
+) ([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, error) {
+	gatewayEvents := make([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, len(events))
+	for i, e := range events {
+		event := telemetrygatewayv1.NewEventWithDefaults(ctx, now, newUUID)
+
+		event.Feature = e.Feature
+		event.Action = e.Action
+
+		// Parse private metadata
+		var privateMetadata *structpb.Struct
+		if e.Parameters.PrivateMetadata != nil && len(*e.Parameters.PrivateMetadata) > 0 {
+			data, err := e.Parameters.PrivateMetadata.MarshalJSON()
+			if err != nil {
+				return nil, errors.Wrapf(err, "error marshaling privateMetadata for event %d", i)
+			}
+			var privateData map[string]any
+			if err := json.Unmarshal(data, &privateData); err != nil {
+				return nil, errors.Wrapf(err, "error unmarshaling privateMetadata for event %d", i)
+			}
+			privateMetadata, err = structpb.NewStruct(privateData)
+			if err != nil {
+				return nil, errors.Wrapf(err, "error converting privateMetadata to protobuf for event %d", i)
+			}
+		}
+
+		// Configure parameters
+		event.Parameters = &telemetrygatewayv1.EventParameters{
+			Version: e.Parameters.Version,
+			Metadata: func() map[string]int64 {
+				if e.Parameters.Metadata == nil || len(*e.Parameters.Metadata) == 0 {
+					return nil
+				}
+				metadata := make(map[string]int64, len(*e.Parameters.Metadata))
+				for _, kv := range *e.Parameters.Metadata {
+					metadata[kv.Key] = int64(kv.Value)
+				}
+				return metadata
+			}(),
+			PrivateMetadata: privateMetadata,
+			BillingMetadata: func() *telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata {
+				if e.Parameters.BillingMetadata == nil {
+					return nil
+				}
+				return &telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata{
+					Product:  e.Parameters.BillingMetadata.Product,
+					Category: e.Parameters.BillingMetadata.Category,
+				}
+			}(),
+		}
+		event.Source = &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource{
+			Server: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Server{
+				Version: version.Version(),
+			},
+			Client: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Client{
+				Name:    e.Source.Client,
+				Version: e.Source.ClientVersion,
+			},
+		}
+
+		if e.MarketingTracking != nil {
+			event.MarketingTracking = &telemetrygatewayv1.EventMarketingTracking{
+				Url:             e.MarketingTracking.Url,
+				FirstSourceUrl:  e.MarketingTracking.FirstSourceURL,
+				CohortId:        e.MarketingTracking.CohortID,
+				Referrer:        e.MarketingTracking.Referrer,
+				LastSourceUrl:   e.MarketingTracking.LastSourceURL,
+				DeviceSessionId: e.MarketingTracking.DeviceSessionID,
+				SessionReferrer: e.MarketingTracking.SessionReferrer,
+				SessionFirstUrl: e.MarketingTracking.SessionFirstURL,
+			}
+		}
+
+		// Done!
+		gatewayEvents[i] = event
+	}
+	return gatewayEvents, nil
+}
diff --git a/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway_test.go b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..c83c1bf965f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers/telemetrygateway_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,167 @@
+package resolvers
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/hexops/autogold/v2"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/encoding/protojson"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/cmd/frontend/graphqlbackend"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/pointers"
+)
+
+func TestNewTelemetryGatewayEvents(t *testing.T) {
+	staticTime, err := time.Parse(time.RFC3339, "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z")
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	for _, tc := range []struct {
+		name   string
+		ctx    context.Context
+		event  graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput
+		expect autogold.Value
+	}{
+		{
+			name: "basic",
+			ctx:  context.Background(),
+			event: graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput{
+				Feature: "Feature",
+				Action:  "Example",
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "Example",
+  "feature": "Feature",
+  "id": "basic",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "client": {},
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z"
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with anonymous user",
+			ctx:  actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromAnonymousUser("1234")),
+			event: graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput{
+				Feature: "Feature",
+				Action:  "Example",
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "Example",
+  "feature": "Feature",
+  "id": "with anonymous user",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "client": {},
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z",
+  "user": {
+    "anonymousUserId": "1234"
+  }
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with authenticated user",
+			ctx:  actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromMockUser(1234)),
+			event: graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput{
+				Feature: "Feature",
+				Action:  "Example",
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "Example",
+  "feature": "Feature",
+  "id": "with authenticated user",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "client": {},
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z",
+  "user": {
+    "userId": "1234"
+  }
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with parameters",
+			ctx:  context.Background(),
+			event: graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput{
+				Feature: "Feature",
+				Action:  "Example",
+				Parameters: graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventParametersInput{
+					Version: 0,
+					Metadata: &[]graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventMetadataInput{
+						{
+							Key:   "metadata",
+							Value: 123,
+						},
+					},
+					PrivateMetadata: pointers.Ptr(json.RawMessage(`{"private": "super-sensitive"}`)),
+					BillingMetadata: &graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventBillingMetadataInput{
+						Product:  "Product",
+						Category: "Category",
+					},
+				},
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "Example",
+  "feature": "Feature",
+  "id": "with parameters",
+  "parameters": {
+    "billingMetadata": {
+      "category": "Category",
+      "product": "Product"
+    },
+    "metadata": {
+      "metadata": "123"
+    },
+    "privateMetadata": {
+      "private": "super-sensitive"
+    }
+  },
+  "source": {
+    "client": {},
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z"
+}`),
+		},
+	} {
+		t.Run(tc.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			got, err := newTelemetryGatewayEvents(tc.ctx,
+				staticTime,
+				func() string { return tc.name },
+				[]graphqlbackend.TelemetryEventInput{
+					tc.event,
+				})
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+			require.Len(t, got, 1)
+
+			protodata, err := protojson.Marshal(got[0])
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+
+			// Protojson output isn't stable by injecting randomized whitespace,
+			// so we re-marshal it to stabilize the output for golden tests.
+			// https://github.com/golang/protobuf/issues/1082
+			var gotJSON map[string]any
+			require.NoError(t, json.Unmarshal(protodata, &gotJSON))
+			jsondata, err := json.MarshalIndent(gotJSON, "", "  ")
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+			tc.expect.Equal(t, string(jsondata))
+		})
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/database/BUILD.bazel b/internal/database/BUILD.bazel
index 9f8d5cd4f32..828a05d8b87 100644
--- a/internal/database/BUILD.bazel
+++ b/internal/database/BUILD.bazel
@@ -80,6 +80,7 @@ go_library(
         "sub_repo_perms_store.go",
         "survey_responses.go",
         "teams.go",
+        "telemetry_export_store.go",
         "temporary_settings.go",
         "user_credentials.go",
         "user_emails.go",
@@ -141,6 +142,7 @@ go_library(
         "//internal/rbac/types",
         "//internal/search/result",
         "//internal/security",
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
         "//internal/temporarysettings",
         "//internal/timeutil",
         "//internal/trace",
@@ -249,6 +251,7 @@ go_test(
         "sub_repo_perms_store_test.go",
         "survey_responses_test.go",
         "teams_test.go",
+        "telemetry_export_store_test.go",
         "temporary_settings_test.go",
         "user_credentials_test.go",
         "user_emails_test.go",
@@ -295,6 +298,7 @@ go_test(
         "//internal/perforce",
         "//internal/rbac/types",
         "//internal/search/result",
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
         "//internal/temporarysettings",
         "//internal/timeutil",
         "//internal/trace",
@@ -322,7 +326,10 @@ go_test(
         "@com_github_stretchr_testify//assert",
         "@com_github_stretchr_testify//require",
         "@com_github_tidwall_gjson//:gjson",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//proto",
         "@org_golang_google_protobuf//testing/protocmp",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/structpb",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/timestamppb",
         "@org_golang_x_exp//maps",
         "@org_golang_x_exp//slices",
         "@org_golang_x_sync//errgroup",
diff --git a/internal/database/database.go b/internal/database/database.go
index 635e6ebb477..ea791698f1d 100644
--- a/internal/database/database.go
+++ b/internal/database/database.go
@@ -64,6 +64,7 @@ type DB interface {
 	Settings() SettingsStore
 	SubRepoPerms() SubRepoPermsStore
 	TemporarySettings() TemporarySettingsStore
+	TelemetryEventsExportQueue() TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
 	UserCredentials(encryption.Key) UserCredentialsStore
 	UserEmails() UserEmailsStore
 	UserExternalAccounts() UserExternalAccountsStore
@@ -301,6 +302,13 @@ func (d *db) TemporarySettings() TemporarySettingsStore {
 	return TemporarySettingsWith(d.Store)
 }
 
+func (d *db) TelemetryEventsExportQueue() TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+	return TelemetryEventsExportQueueWith(
+		d.logger.Scoped("telemetry_events", "telemetry events export queue store"),
+		d.Store,
+	)
+}
+
 func (d *db) UserCredentials(key encryption.Key) UserCredentialsStore {
 	return UserCredentialsWith(d.logger, d.Store, key)
 }
diff --git a/internal/database/dbmocks/mocks_temp.go b/internal/database/dbmocks/mocks_temp.go
index 7f07a267e49..c44d881d550 100644
--- a/internal/database/dbmocks/mocks_temp.go
+++ b/internal/database/dbmocks/mocks_temp.go
@@ -15061,6 +15061,10 @@ type MockDB struct {
 	// TeamsFunc is an instance of a mock function object controlling the
 	// behavior of the method Teams.
 	TeamsFunc *DBTeamsFunc
+	// TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc is an instance of a mock function
+	// object controlling the behavior of the method
+	// TelemetryEventsExportQueue.
+	TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc
 	// TemporarySettingsFunc is an instance of a mock function object
 	// controlling the behavior of the method TemporarySettings.
 	TemporarySettingsFunc *DBTemporarySettingsFunc
@@ -15372,6 +15376,11 @@ func NewMockDB() *MockDB {
 				return
 			},
 		},
+		TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc: &DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc{
+			defaultHook: func() (r0 database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore) {
+				return
+			},
+		},
 		TemporarySettingsFunc: &DBTemporarySettingsFunc{
 			defaultHook: func() (r0 database.TemporarySettingsStore) {
 				return
@@ -15704,6 +15713,11 @@ func NewStrictMockDB() *MockDB {
 				panic("unexpected invocation of MockDB.Teams")
 			},
 		},
+		TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc: &DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc{
+			defaultHook: func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+				panic("unexpected invocation of MockDB.TelemetryEventsExportQueue")
+			},
+		},
 		TemporarySettingsFunc: &DBTemporarySettingsFunc{
 			defaultHook: func() database.TemporarySettingsStore {
 				panic("unexpected invocation of MockDB.TemporarySettings")
@@ -15926,6 +15940,9 @@ func NewMockDBFrom(i database.DB) *MockDB {
 		TeamsFunc: &DBTeamsFunc{
 			defaultHook: i.Teams,
 		},
+		TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc: &DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc{
+			defaultHook: i.TelemetryEventsExportQueue,
+		},
 		TemporarySettingsFunc: &DBTemporarySettingsFunc{
 			defaultHook: i.TemporarySettings,
 		},
@@ -21443,6 +21460,106 @@ func (c DBTeamsFuncCall) Results() []interface{} {
 	return []interface{}{c.Result0}
 }
 
+// DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc describes the behavior when the
+// TelemetryEventsExportQueue method of the parent MockDB instance is
+// invoked.
+type DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc struct {
+	defaultHook func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
+	hooks       []func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
+	history     []DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall
+	mutex       sync.Mutex
+}
+
+// TelemetryEventsExportQueue delegates to the next hook function in the
+// queue and stores the parameter and result values of this invocation.
+func (m *MockDB) TelemetryEventsExportQueue() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+	r0 := m.TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc.nextHook()()
+	m.TelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc.appendCall(DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall{r0})
+	return r0
+}
+
+// SetDefaultHook sets function that is called when the
+// TelemetryEventsExportQueue method of the parent MockDB instance is
+// invoked and the hook queue is empty.
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) SetDefaultHook(hook func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore) {
+	f.defaultHook = hook
+}
+
+// PushHook adds a function to the end of hook queue. Each invocation of the
+// TelemetryEventsExportQueue method of the parent MockDB instance invokes
+// the hook at the front of the queue and discards it. After the queue is
+// empty, the default hook function is invoked for any future action.
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) PushHook(hook func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore) {
+	f.mutex.Lock()
+	f.hooks = append(f.hooks, hook)
+	f.mutex.Unlock()
+}
+
+// SetDefaultReturn calls SetDefaultHook with a function that returns the
+// given values.
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) SetDefaultReturn(r0 database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore) {
+	f.SetDefaultHook(func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+		return r0
+	})
+}
+
+// PushReturn calls PushHook with a function that returns the given values.
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) PushReturn(r0 database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore) {
+	f.PushHook(func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+		return r0
+	})
+}
+
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) nextHook() func() database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+	f.mutex.Lock()
+	defer f.mutex.Unlock()
+
+	if len(f.hooks) == 0 {
+		return f.defaultHook
+	}
+
+	hook := f.hooks[0]
+	f.hooks = f.hooks[1:]
+	return hook
+}
+
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) appendCall(r0 DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall) {
+	f.mutex.Lock()
+	f.history = append(f.history, r0)
+	f.mutex.Unlock()
+}
+
+// History returns a sequence of DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall
+// objects describing the invocations of this function.
+func (f *DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFunc) History() []DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall {
+	f.mutex.Lock()
+	history := make([]DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall, len(f.history))
+	copy(history, f.history)
+	f.mutex.Unlock()
+
+	return history
+}
+
+// DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall is an object that describes an
+// invocation of method TelemetryEventsExportQueue on an instance of MockDB.
+type DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall struct {
+	// Result0 is the value of the 1st result returned from this method
+	// invocation.
+	Result0 database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
+}
+
+// Args returns an interface slice containing the arguments of this
+// invocation.
+func (c DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall) Args() []interface{} {
+	return []interface{}{}
+}
+
+// Results returns an interface slice containing the results of this
+// invocation.
+func (c DBTelemetryEventsExportQueueFuncCall) Results() []interface{} {
+	return []interface{}{c.Result0}
+}
+
 // DBTemporarySettingsFunc describes the behavior when the TemporarySettings
 // method of the parent MockDB instance is invoked.
 type DBTemporarySettingsFunc struct {
diff --git a/internal/database/event_logs.go b/internal/database/event_logs.go
index cc0229b67d9..76f84e03985 100644
--- a/internal/database/event_logs.go
+++ b/internal/database/event_logs.go
@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ import (
 	"github.com/gofrs/uuid"
 	"github.com/keegancsmith/sqlf"
 	"github.com/lib/pq"
+	"go.opentelemetry.io/otel/attribute"
 
 	sgactor "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/conf"
@@ -22,6 +23,7 @@ import (
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/jsonc"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/timeutil"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/trace"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/types"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/version"
 	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/errors"
@@ -216,6 +218,11 @@ func (l *eventLogStore) Insert(ctx context.Context, e *Event) error {
 const EventLogsSourcegraphOperatorKey = "sourcegraph_operator"
 
 func (l *eventLogStore) BulkInsert(ctx context.Context, events []*Event) error {
+	var tr trace.Trace
+	tr, ctx = trace.New(ctx, "eventLogs.BulkInsert",
+		attribute.Int("events", len(events)))
+	defer tr.End()
+
 	coalesce := func(v json.RawMessage) json.RawMessage {
 		if v != nil {
 			return v
diff --git a/internal/database/schema.json b/internal/database/schema.json
index 1e97020d55e..2f35679840e 100755
--- a/internal/database/schema.json
+++ b/internal/database/schema.json
@@ -26567,6 +26567,78 @@
       ],
       "Triggers": []
     },
+    {
+      "Name": "telemetry_events_export_queue",
+      "Comment": "",
+      "Columns": [
+        {
+          "Name": "exported_at",
+          "Index": 4,
+          "TypeName": "timestamp with time zone",
+          "IsNullable": true,
+          "Default": "",
+          "CharacterMaximumLength": 0,
+          "IsIdentity": false,
+          "IdentityGeneration": "",
+          "IsGenerated": "NEVER",
+          "GenerationExpression": "",
+          "Comment": ""
+        },
+        {
+          "Name": "id",
+          "Index": 1,
+          "TypeName": "text",
+          "IsNullable": false,
+          "Default": "",
+          "CharacterMaximumLength": 0,
+          "IsIdentity": false,
+          "IdentityGeneration": "",
+          "IsGenerated": "NEVER",
+          "GenerationExpression": "",
+          "Comment": ""
+        },
+        {
+          "Name": "payload_pb",
+          "Index": 3,
+          "TypeName": "bytea",
+          "IsNullable": false,
+          "Default": "",
+          "CharacterMaximumLength": 0,
+          "IsIdentity": false,
+          "IdentityGeneration": "",
+          "IsGenerated": "NEVER",
+          "GenerationExpression": "",
+          "Comment": ""
+        },
+        {
+          "Name": "timestamp",
+          "Index": 2,
+          "TypeName": "timestamp with time zone",
+          "IsNullable": false,
+          "Default": "",
+          "CharacterMaximumLength": 0,
+          "IsIdentity": false,
+          "IdentityGeneration": "",
+          "IsGenerated": "NEVER",
+          "GenerationExpression": "",
+          "Comment": ""
+        }
+      ],
+      "Indexes": [
+        {
+          "Name": "telemetry_events_export_queue_pkey",
+          "IsPrimaryKey": true,
+          "IsUnique": true,
+          "IsExclusion": false,
+          "IsDeferrable": false,
+          "IndexDefinition": "CREATE UNIQUE INDEX telemetry_events_export_queue_pkey ON telemetry_events_export_queue USING btree (id)",
+          "ConstraintType": "p",
+          "ConstraintDefinition": "PRIMARY KEY (id)"
+        }
+      ],
+      "Constraints": null,
+      "Triggers": []
+    },
     {
       "Name": "temporary_settings",
       "Comment": "Stores per-user temporary settings used in the UI, for example, which modals have been dimissed or what theme is preferred.",
diff --git a/internal/database/schema.md b/internal/database/schema.md
index f03402246ed..1e4e096a99d 100755
--- a/internal/database/schema.md
+++ b/internal/database/schema.md
@@ -4064,6 +4064,19 @@ Referenced by:
 
 ```
 
+# Table "public.telemetry_events_export_queue"
+```
+   Column    |           Type           | Collation | Nullable | Default 
+-------------+--------------------------+-----------+----------+---------
+ id          | text                     |           | not null | 
+ timestamp   | timestamp with time zone |           | not null | 
+ payload_pb  | bytea                    |           | not null | 
+ exported_at | timestamp with time zone |           |          | 
+Indexes:
+    "telemetry_events_export_queue_pkey" PRIMARY KEY, btree (id)
+
+```
+
 # Table "public.temporary_settings"
 ```
    Column   |           Type           | Collation | Nullable |                    Default                     
diff --git a/internal/database/telemetry_export_store.go b/internal/database/telemetry_export_store.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b37fc51bf6d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/database/telemetry_export_store.go
@@ -0,0 +1,190 @@
+package database
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"time"
+
+	"go.opentelemetry.io/otel/attribute"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/proto"
+
+	"github.com/lib/pq"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/log"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database/basestore"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database/batch"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/trace"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/errors"
+)
+
+// FeatureFlagTelemetryExport enables telemetry export by allowing events to be
+// queued for export via (TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore).QueueForExport
+const FeatureFlagTelemetryExport = "telemetry-export"
+
+type TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore interface {
+	basestore.ShareableStore
+
+	// QueueForExport caches a set of events for later export. It is currently
+	// feature-flagged, such that if the flag is not enabled for the given
+	// context, we do not cache the event for export.
+	QueueForExport(context.Context, []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) error
+
+	// ListForExport returns the cached events that should be exported next. All
+	// events returned should be exported.
+	//
+	// 🚨 SECURITY: Potentially sensitive parts of the payload are retained at
+	// this stage. The caller is responsible for ensuring sensitive data is
+	// stripped.
+	ListForExport(ctx context.Context, limit int) ([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, error)
+
+	// MarkAsExported marks all events in the set of IDs as exported.
+	MarkAsExported(ctx context.Context, eventIDs []string) error
+
+	// DeletedExported deletes all events exported before the given timestamp,
+	// returning the number of affected events.
+	DeletedExported(ctx context.Context, before time.Time) (int64, error)
+}
+
+func TelemetryEventsExportQueueWith(logger log.Logger, other basestore.ShareableStore) TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore {
+	return &telemetryEventsExportQueueStore{
+		logger:         logger,
+		ShareableStore: other,
+	}
+}
+
+type telemetryEventsExportQueueStore struct {
+	logger log.Logger
+	basestore.ShareableStore
+}
+
+// See interface docstring.
+func (s *telemetryEventsExportQueueStore) QueueForExport(ctx context.Context, events []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) error {
+	var tr trace.Trace
+	tr, ctx = trace.New(ctx, "telemetryevents.QueueForExport",
+		attribute.Int("events", len(events)))
+	defer tr.End()
+
+	logger := trace.Logger(ctx, s.logger)
+
+	if flags := featureflag.FromContext(ctx); flags == nil || !flags.GetBoolOr(FeatureFlagTelemetryExport, false) {
+		tr.SetAttributes(attribute.Bool("enabled", false))
+		return nil // no-op
+	} else {
+		tr.SetAttributes(attribute.Bool("enabled", true))
+	}
+
+	if len(events) == 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+	return batch.InsertValues(ctx,
+		s.Handle(),
+		"telemetry_events_export_queue",
+		batch.MaxNumPostgresParameters,
+		[]string{
+			"id",
+			"timestamp",
+			"payload_pb",
+		},
+		insertChannel(logger, events))
+}
+
+func insertChannel(logger log.Logger, events []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) <-chan []any {
+	ch := make(chan []any, len(events))
+
+	go func() {
+		defer close(ch)
+
+		for _, ev := range events {
+			payloadPB, err := proto.Marshal(ev)
+			if err != nil {
+				logger.Error("failed to marshal telemetry event",
+					log.String("event.feature", ev.GetFeature()),
+					log.String("event.action", ev.GetAction()),
+					log.String("event.source.client.name", ev.GetSource().GetClient().GetName()),
+					log.String("event.source.client.version", ev.GetSource().GetClient().GetVersion()),
+					log.Error(err))
+				continue
+			}
+			ch <- []any{
+				ev.Id,                 // id
+				ev.Timestamp.AsTime(), // timestamp
+				payloadPB,             // payload_pb
+			}
+		}
+	}()
+
+	return ch
+}
+
+// See interface docstring.
+func (s *telemetryEventsExportQueueStore) ListForExport(ctx context.Context, limit int) ([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, error) {
+	var tr trace.Trace
+	tr, ctx = trace.New(ctx, "telemetryevents.ListForExport",
+		attribute.Int("limit", limit))
+	defer tr.End()
+
+	logger := trace.Logger(ctx, s.logger)
+
+	rows, err := s.ShareableStore.Handle().QueryContext(ctx, `
+		SELECT id, payload_pb
+		FROM telemetry_events_export_queue
+		WHERE exported_at IS NULL
+		ORDER BY timestamp ASC
+		LIMIT $1`, limit)
+	if err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	defer rows.Close()
+
+	events := make([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, 0, limit)
+	for rows.Next() {
+		var id string
+		var payloadPB []byte
+		err := rows.Scan(&id, &payloadPB)
+		if err != nil {
+			return nil, err
+		}
+		var event telemetrygatewayv1.Event
+		if err := proto.Unmarshal(payloadPB, &event); err != nil {
+			tr.RecordError(err)
+			logger.Error("failed to unmarshal telemetry event payload",
+				log.String("id", id),
+				log.Error(err))
+			// Not fatal, just ignore this event for now, leaving it in DB for
+			// investigation.
+			continue
+		}
+		events = append(events, &event)
+	}
+	tr.SetAttributes(attribute.Int("events", len(events)))
+	if err := rows.Err(); err != nil {
+		return nil, err
+	}
+	return events, nil
+}
+
+// See interface docstring.
+func (s *telemetryEventsExportQueueStore) MarkAsExported(ctx context.Context, eventIDs []string) error {
+	if _, err := s.ShareableStore.Handle().ExecContext(ctx, `
+		UPDATE telemetry_events_export_queue
+		SET exported_at = NOW()
+		WHERE id = ANY($1);
+	`, pq.Array(eventIDs)); err != nil {
+		return errors.Wrap(err, "failed to mark events as exported")
+	}
+	return nil
+}
+
+func (s *telemetryEventsExportQueueStore) DeletedExported(ctx context.Context, before time.Time) (int64, error) {
+	result, err := s.ShareableStore.Handle().ExecContext(ctx, `
+	DELETE FROM telemetry_events_export_queue
+	WHERE
+		exported_at IS NOT NULL
+		AND exported_at < $1;
+`, before)
+	if err != nil {
+		return 0, errors.Wrap(err, "failed to mark events as exported")
+	}
+	return result.RowsAffected()
+}
diff --git a/internal/database/telemetry_export_store_test.go b/internal/database/telemetry_export_store_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..0b208abfbef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/database/telemetry_export_store_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,101 @@
+package database
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/log/logtest"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/proto"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/structpb"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/timestamppb"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database/dbtest"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+)
+
+func TestTelemetryEventsExportQueueLifecycle(t *testing.T) {
+	// Context with FF enabled.
+	ff := featureflag.NewMemoryStore(
+		nil, nil, map[string]bool{FeatureFlagTelemetryExport: true})
+	ctx := featureflag.WithFlags(context.Background(), ff)
+
+	logger := logtest.Scoped(t)
+	db := NewDB(logger, dbtest.NewDB(logger, t))
+
+	store := TelemetryEventsExportQueueWith(logger, db)
+
+	events := []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event{{
+		Id:        "1",
+		Feature:   "Feature",
+		Action:    "View",
+		Timestamp: timestamppb.New(time.Date(2022, 11, 3, 1, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)),
+		Parameters: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventParameters{
+			Metadata: map[string]int64{"public": 1},
+			PrivateMetadata: &structpb.Struct{
+				Fields: map[string]*structpb.Value{"sensitive": structpb.NewStringValue("sensitive")},
+			},
+		},
+	}, {
+		Id:        "2",
+		Feature:   "Feature",
+		Action:    "Click",
+		Timestamp: timestamppb.New(time.Date(2022, 11, 3, 2, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)),
+	}, {
+		Id:        "3",
+		Feature:   "Feature",
+		Action:    "Show",
+		Timestamp: timestamppb.New(time.Date(2022, 11, 3, 3, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)),
+	}}
+	eventsToExport := []string{"1", "2"}
+
+	t.Run("feature flag off", func(t *testing.T) {
+		require.NoError(t, store.QueueForExport(context.Background(), events))
+		export, err := store.ListForExport(ctx, 100)
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Len(t, export, 0)
+	})
+
+	t.Run("QueueForExport", func(t *testing.T) {
+		require.NoError(t, store.QueueForExport(ctx, events))
+	})
+
+	t.Run("ListForExport", func(t *testing.T) {
+		limit := len(events) - 1
+		export, err := store.ListForExport(ctx, limit)
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Len(t, export, limit)
+
+		// Check integrity of first item
+		original, err := proto.Marshal(events[0])
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		got, err := proto.Marshal(export[0])
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		require.Equal(t, string(original), string(got))
+	})
+
+	t.Run("before export: DeleteExported", func(t *testing.T) {
+		affected, err := store.DeletedExported(ctx, time.Now())
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Zero(t, affected)
+	})
+
+	t.Run("MarkAsExported", func(t *testing.T) {
+		require.NoError(t, store.MarkAsExported(ctx, eventsToExport))
+	})
+
+	t.Run("after export: QueueForExport", func(t *testing.T) {
+		export, err := store.ListForExport(ctx, len(events))
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Len(t, export, len(events)-len(eventsToExport))
+	})
+
+	t.Run("after export: DeleteExported", func(t *testing.T) {
+		affected, err := store.DeletedExported(ctx, time.Now())
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Equal(t, int(affected), len(eventsToExport))
+	})
+}
diff --git a/internal/featureflag/cache.go b/internal/featureflag/cache.go
index 5c7de508905..017b7e5b09e 100644
--- a/internal/featureflag/cache.go
+++ b/internal/featureflag/cache.go
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@ func setEvaluatedFlagToCache(a *actor.Actor, flagName string, value bool) {
 		return
 	}
 
-	evalStore.HSet(getFlagCacheKey(flagName), visitorID, strconv.FormatBool(value))
+	_ = evalStore.HSet(getFlagCacheKey(flagName), visitorID, strconv.FormatBool(value))
 }
 
 func getVisitorIDForActor(a *actor.Actor) (string, error) {
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/BUILD.bazel b/internal/telemetry/BUILD.bazel
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..65f9a33e934
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/BUILD.bazel
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+load("@io_bazel_rules_go//go:def.bzl", "go_library")
+load("//dev:go_defs.bzl", "go_test")
+
+go_library(
+    name = "telemetry",
+    srcs = [
+        "billing_categories.go",
+        "billing_products.go",
+        "events.go",
+        "telemetry.go",
+        "telemetrygateway.go",
+    ],
+    importpath = "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry",
+    visibility = ["//:__subpackages__"],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/telemetry/teestore",
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
+        "//internal/version",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/structpb",
+    ],
+)
+
+go_test(
+    name = "telemetry_test",
+    srcs = [
+        "telemetry_test.go",
+        "telemetrygateway_test.go",
+    ],
+    embed = [":telemetry"],
+    tags = ["requires-network"],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/actor",
+        "//internal/database",
+        "//internal/database/dbtest",
+        "//internal/featureflag",
+        "//internal/telemetry/teestore",
+        "@com_github_hexops_autogold_v2//:autogold",
+        "@com_github_sourcegraph_log//logtest",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//assert",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//require",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//encoding/protojson",
+    ],
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/billing_categories.go b/internal/telemetry/billing_categories.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..fc1ab292a2b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/billing_categories.go
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+package telemetry
+
+// billingCategory is used in EventBillingMetadata to identify a product.
+//
+// This is a private type, requiring the values to be declared in-package
+// and preventing strings from being cast to this type.
+type billingCategory string
+
+// All billing category IDs in Sourcegraph's Go services.
+const (
+	BillingCategoryExample billingCategory = "EXAMPLE"
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/billing_products.go b/internal/telemetry/billing_products.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a705918b1be
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/billing_products.go
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+package telemetry
+
+// billingProduct is used in EventBillingMetadata to identify a product.
+//
+// This is a private type, requiring the values to be declared in-package
+// and preventing strings from being cast to this type.
+type billingProduct string
+
+// All billing product IDs in Sourcegraph's Go services.
+const (
+	BillingProductExample billingProduct = "EXAMPLE"
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/events.go b/internal/telemetry/events.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..fcbafb80830
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/events.go
@@ -0,0 +1,24 @@
+package telemetry
+
+// eventFeature defines the feature associated with an event. Values should
+// be in camelCase, e.g. 'myFeature'
+//
+// This is a private type, requiring the values to be declared in-package
+// and preventing strings from being cast to this type.
+type eventFeature string
+
+// All event names in Sourcegraph's Go services.
+const (
+	FeatureExample eventFeature = "exampleFeature"
+)
+
+// eventAction defines the action associated with an event. Values should
+// be in camelCase, e.g. 'myAction'
+//
+// This is a private type, requiring the values to be declared in-package
+// and preventing strings from being cast to this type.
+type eventAction string
+
+const (
+	ActionExample eventAction = "exampleAction"
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/teestore/BUILD.bazel b/internal/telemetry/teestore/BUILD.bazel
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..5895bbb925c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/teestore/BUILD.bazel
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+load("@io_bazel_rules_go//go:def.bzl", "go_library")
+load("//dev:go_defs.bzl", "go_test")
+
+go_library(
+    name = "teestore",
+    srcs = ["teestore.go"],
+    importpath = "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry/teestore",
+    visibility = ["//:__subpackages__"],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/database",
+        "//internal/featureflag",
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
+        "//lib/errors",
+        "//lib/pointers",
+        "@com_github_sourcegraph_conc//pool",
+    ],
+)
+
+go_test(
+    name = "teestore_test",
+    srcs = ["teestore_test.go"],
+    embed = [":teestore"],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/telemetrygateway/v1:telemetrygateway",
+        "//lib/pointers",
+        "@com_github_hexops_autogold_v2//:autogold",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//require",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/structpb",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/timestamppb",
+    ],
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore.go b/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..7325b16b822
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore.go
@@ -0,0 +1,151 @@
+package teestore
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"fmt"
+	"strconv"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/conc/pool"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/errors"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/pointers"
+)
+
+// Store tees events into both the event_logs table and the new telemetry export
+// queue, translating the message into the existing event_logs format on a
+// best-effort basis.
+type Store interface {
+	StoreEvents(context.Context, []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) error
+}
+
+type store struct {
+	exportQueue database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
+	eventLogs   database.EventLogStore
+}
+
+func NewStore(exportQueue database.TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore, eventLogs database.EventLogStore) Store {
+	return &store{exportQueue, eventLogs}
+}
+
+func (s *store) StoreEvents(ctx context.Context, events []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) error {
+	// Write to both stores at the same time.
+	wg := pool.New().WithErrors()
+	wg.Go(func() error {
+		if err := s.exportQueue.QueueForExport(ctx, events); err != nil {
+			return errors.Wrap(err, "bulk inserting telemetry events")
+		}
+		return nil
+	})
+	wg.Go(func() error {
+		if err := s.eventLogs.BulkInsert(ctx, toEventLogs(time.Now, events)); err != nil {
+			return errors.Wrap(err, "bulk inserting events logs")
+		}
+		return nil
+	})
+	return wg.Wait()
+}
+
+func toEventLogs(now func() time.Time, telemetryEvents []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event) []*database.Event {
+	eventLogs := make([]*database.Event, len(telemetryEvents))
+	for i, e := range telemetryEvents {
+		// Note that all generated proto getters are nil-safe, so use those to
+		// get fields rather than accessing fields directly.
+		eventLogs[i] = &database.Event{
+			ID:       0,   // not required on insert
+			InsertID: nil, // not required on insert
+
+			// Identifiers
+			Name: fmt.Sprintf("%s%s.%s", maybeSourceEventNamePrefix(e.GetSource()), e.GetFeature(), e.GetAction()),
+			Timestamp: func() time.Time {
+				if e.GetTimestamp() == nil {
+					return now()
+				}
+				return e.GetTimestamp().AsTime()
+			}(),
+
+			// User
+			UserID:          uint32(e.GetUser().GetUserId()),
+			AnonymousUserID: e.GetUser().GetAnonymousUserId(),
+
+			// GetParameters.Metadata
+			PublicArgument: func() json.RawMessage {
+				md := e.GetParameters().GetMetadata()
+				if len(md) == 0 {
+					return nil
+				}
+				data, err := json.Marshal(md)
+				if err != nil {
+					data, _ = json.Marshal(map[string]string{"marshal.error": err.Error()})
+				}
+				return data
+			}(),
+
+			// GetParameters.PrivateMetadata
+			Argument: func() json.RawMessage {
+				md := e.GetParameters().GetPrivateMetadata().AsMap()
+				if len(md) == 0 {
+					return nil
+				}
+				data, err := json.Marshal(md)
+				if err != nil {
+					data, _ = json.Marshal(map[string]string{"marshal.error": err.Error()})
+				}
+				return data
+			}(),
+
+			// Parameters.BillingMetadata
+			BillingProductCategory: pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetParameters().GetBillingMetadata().GetCategory()),
+			BillingEventID:         nil, // No equivalents in telemetry events
+
+			// Source.Client
+			Source: func() string {
+				if source := e.GetSource().GetClient().GetName(); source != "" {
+					return source
+				}
+				return "BACKEND" // must be non-empty
+			}(),
+			Client: func() *string {
+				if c := e.GetSource().GetClient(); c != nil {
+					return pointers.Ptr(fmt.Sprintf("%s:%s",
+						c.GetName(), c.GetVersion()))
+				}
+				return nil
+			}(),
+
+			// Source.Server
+			Version: e.GetSource().GetServer().GetVersion(),
+
+			// MarketingTracking
+			URL:            e.GetMarketingTracking().GetUrl(),
+			CohortID:       pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetMarketingTracking().GetCohortId()),
+			FirstSourceURL: pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetMarketingTracking().GetFirstSourceUrl()),
+			LastSourceURL:  pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetMarketingTracking().GetLastSourceUrl()),
+			Referrer:       pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetMarketingTracking().GetReferrer()),
+			DeviceID:       pointers.NonZeroPtr(e.GetMarketingTracking().GetDeviceSessionId()),
+
+			// FeatureFlags
+			EvaluatedFlagSet: func() featureflag.EvaluatedFlagSet {
+				flags := e.GetFeatureFlags().GetFlags()
+				set := make(featureflag.EvaluatedFlagSet, len(flags))
+				for k, v := range flags {
+					// We can expect all values to be bools for now
+					set[k], _ = strconv.ParseBool(v)
+				}
+				return set
+			}(),
+		}
+	}
+	return eventLogs
+}
+
+func maybeSourceEventNamePrefix(s *telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource) string {
+	if name := s.GetClient().GetName(); name != "" {
+		return name + ":"
+	}
+	return ""
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore_test.go b/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..4fe8b34c52a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/teestore/teestore_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,163 @@
+package teestore
+
+import (
+	"encoding/json"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/hexops/autogold/v2"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/structpb"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/timestamppb"
+
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/pointers"
+)
+
+// see TestRecorderEndToEnd for tests that include teestore.Store and the database
+
+func TestToEventLogs(t *testing.T) {
+	testCases := []struct {
+		name            string
+		events          []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event
+		expectEventLogs autogold.Value
+	}{
+		{
+			name:            "handles all nil",
+			events:          nil,
+			expectEventLogs: autogold.Expect("[]"),
+		},
+		{
+			name:   "handles nil entry",
+			events: []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event{nil},
+			expectEventLogs: autogold.Expect(`[
+  {
+    "ID": 0,
+    "Name": ".",
+    "URL": "",
+    "UserID": 0,
+    "AnonymousUserID": "",
+    "Argument": null,
+    "PublicArgument": null,
+    "Source": "BACKEND",
+    "Version": "",
+    "Timestamp": "2022-11-03T02:00:00Z",
+    "EvaluatedFlagSet": {},
+    "CohortID": null,
+    "FirstSourceURL": null,
+    "LastSourceURL": null,
+    "Referrer": null,
+    "DeviceID": null,
+    "InsertID": null,
+    "Client": null,
+    "BillingProductCategory": null,
+    "BillingEventID": null
+  }
+]`),
+		},
+		{
+			name:   "handles nil fields",
+			events: []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event{{}},
+			expectEventLogs: autogold.Expect(`[
+  {
+    "ID": 0,
+    "Name": ".",
+    "URL": "",
+    "UserID": 0,
+    "AnonymousUserID": "",
+    "Argument": null,
+    "PublicArgument": null,
+    "Source": "BACKEND",
+    "Version": "",
+    "Timestamp": "2022-11-03T02:00:00Z",
+    "EvaluatedFlagSet": {},
+    "CohortID": null,
+    "FirstSourceURL": null,
+    "LastSourceURL": null,
+    "Referrer": null,
+    "DeviceID": null,
+    "InsertID": null,
+    "Client": null,
+    "BillingProductCategory": null,
+    "BillingEventID": null
+  }
+]`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "simple event",
+			events: []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event{{
+				Id:        "1",
+				Timestamp: timestamppb.New(time.Date(2022, 11, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC)),
+				Feature:   "CodeSearch",
+				Action:    "Seach",
+				Source: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource{
+					Client: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Client{
+						Name:    "VSCODE",
+						Version: pointers.Ptr("1.2.3"),
+					},
+					Server: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Server{
+						Version: "dev",
+					},
+				},
+				Parameters: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventParameters{
+					Metadata: map[string]int64{"public": 2},
+					PrivateMetadata: &structpb.Struct{Fields: map[string]*structpb.Value{
+						"private": structpb.NewStringValue("sensitive-data"),
+					}},
+					BillingMetadata: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata{
+						Product:  "product",
+						Category: "category",
+					},
+				},
+				User: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventUser{
+					UserId:          pointers.Ptr(int64(1234)),
+					AnonymousUserId: pointers.Ptr("anonymous"),
+				},
+				MarketingTracking: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventMarketingTracking{
+					Url: pointers.Ptr("sourcegraph.com/foobar"),
+				},
+			}},
+			expectEventLogs: autogold.Expect(`[
+  {
+    "ID": 0,
+    "Name": "VSCODE:CodeSearch.Seach",
+    "URL": "sourcegraph.com/foobar",
+    "UserID": 1234,
+    "AnonymousUserID": "anonymous",
+    "Argument": {
+      "private": "sensitive-data"
+    },
+    "PublicArgument": {
+      "public": 2
+    },
+    "Source": "VSCODE",
+    "Version": "dev",
+    "Timestamp": "2022-11-02T01:00:00Z",
+    "EvaluatedFlagSet": {},
+    "CohortID": null,
+    "FirstSourceURL": null,
+    "LastSourceURL": null,
+    "Referrer": null,
+    "DeviceID": null,
+    "InsertID": null,
+    "Client": "VSCODE:1.2.3",
+    "BillingProductCategory": "category",
+    "BillingEventID": null
+  }
+]`),
+		},
+	}
+
+	for _, tc := range testCases {
+		t.Run(tc.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			eventLogs := toEventLogs(
+				func() time.Time { return time.Date(2022, 11, 3, 2, 0, 0, 0, time.UTC) },
+				tc.events)
+			require.Len(t, eventLogs, len(tc.events))
+			// Compare JSON for ease of reading
+			data, err := json.MarshalIndent(eventLogs, "", "  ")
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+			tc.expectEventLogs.Equal(t, string(data))
+		})
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/telemetry.go b/internal/telemetry/telemetry.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3cba49546d0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/telemetry.go
@@ -0,0 +1,76 @@
+// Package telemetry implements "Telemetry V2", which supercedes event_logs
+// as the mechanism for reporting telemetry from all Sourcegraph instances to
+// Sourcergraph.
+package telemetry
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry/teestore"
+
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+)
+
+type Event struct {
+	Feature    eventFeature
+	Action     eventAction
+	Parameters EventParameters
+}
+
+// constString effectively requires strings to be statically defined constants.
+type constString string
+
+// EventMetadata is secure, PII-free metadata that can be attached to events.
+// Keys must be const strings.
+type EventMetadata map[constString]int64
+
+// EventBillingMetadata records metadata that attributes the event to product
+// billing categories.
+type EventBillingMetadata struct {
+	// Product identifier.
+	Product billingProduct
+	// Category identifier.
+	Category billingCategory
+}
+
+type EventParameters struct {
+	// Version can be used to denote the "shape" of this event.
+	Version int
+	// Metadata is PII-free metadata about the event that we export.
+	Metadata EventMetadata
+	// PrivateMetadata is arbitrary metadata that is generally not exported.
+	PrivateMetadata map[string]any
+	// BillingMetadata contains metadata we can use for billing purposes.
+	BillingMetadata *EventBillingMetadata
+}
+
+// EventRecorder is for creating and recording telemetry events in the backend
+// using Telemetry V2, which exports events to Sourcergraph.
+type EventRecorder struct{ teestore teestore.Store }
+
+// � Experimental - do not use!
+func NewEventRecorder(store teestore.Store) *EventRecorder {
+	return &EventRecorder{teestore: store}
+}
+
+// Record records a single telemetry event with the context's Sourcegraph
+// actor.
+func (r *EventRecorder) Record(ctx context.Context, feature eventFeature, action eventAction, parameters EventParameters) error {
+	return r.teestore.StoreEvents(ctx, []*telemetrygatewayv1.Event{
+		newTelemetryGatewayEvent(ctx, time.Now(), telemetrygatewayv1.DefaultEventIDFunc, feature, action, parameters),
+	})
+}
+
+// BatchRecord records a set of telemetry events with the context's
+// Sourcegraph actor.
+func (r *EventRecorder) BatchRecord(ctx context.Context, events ...Event) error {
+	if len(events) == 0 {
+		return nil
+	}
+	rawEvents := make([]*telemetrygatewayv1.Event, len(events))
+	for i, e := range events {
+		rawEvents[i] = newTelemetryGatewayEvent(ctx, time.Now(), telemetrygatewayv1.DefaultEventIDFunc, e.Feature, e.Action, e.Parameters)
+	}
+	return r.teestore.StoreEvents(ctx, rawEvents)
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/telemetry_test.go b/internal/telemetry/telemetry_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ac931130019
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/telemetry_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+package telemetry_test
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"testing"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/log/logtest"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/database/dbtest"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetry/teestore"
+)
+
+func TestRecorderEndToEnd(t *testing.T) {
+	var userID int32 = 123
+	ctx := actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromMockUser(userID))
+
+	// Context with FF enabled.
+	ff := featureflag.NewMemoryStore(
+		map[string]bool{database.FeatureFlagTelemetryExport: true}, nil, nil)
+	ctx = featureflag.WithFlags(ctx, ff)
+
+	logger := logtest.Scoped(t)
+	db := database.NewDB(logger, dbtest.NewDB(logger, t))
+
+	recorder := telemetry.NewEventRecorder(teestore.NewStore(db.TelemetryEventsExportQueue(), db.EventLogs()))
+
+	wantEvents := 3
+	t.Run("Record and BatchRecord", func(t *testing.T) {
+		assert.NoError(t, recorder.Record(ctx,
+			"Test", "Action1",
+			telemetry.EventParameters{
+				Metadata: telemetry.EventMetadata{
+					"metadata": 1,
+				},
+				PrivateMetadata: map[string]any{
+					"private": "sensitive",
+				},
+			}))
+		assert.NoError(t, recorder.BatchRecord(ctx,
+			telemetry.Event{
+				Feature: "Test",
+				Action:  "Action2",
+			},
+			telemetry.Event{
+				Feature: "Test",
+				Action:  "Action3",
+			}))
+	})
+
+	t.Run("tee to EventLogs", func(t *testing.T) {
+		eventLogs, err := db.EventLogs().ListAll(ctx, database.EventLogsListOptions{UserID: userID})
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Len(t, eventLogs, wantEvents)
+	})
+
+	t.Run("tee to TelemetryEvents", func(t *testing.T) {
+		telemetryEvents, err := db.TelemetryEventsExportQueue().ListForExport(ctx, 999)
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		assert.Len(t, telemetryEvents, wantEvents)
+	})
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway.go b/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1322d2f8fe9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway.go
@@ -0,0 +1,69 @@
+package telemetry
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"time"
+
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/structpb"
+
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/version"
+)
+
+// newTelemetryGatewayEvent translates recording to raw events for storage and
+// export. It extracts actor from context as the event user.
+func newTelemetryGatewayEvent(
+	ctx context.Context,
+	now time.Time,
+	newUUID func() string,
+	feature eventFeature,
+	action eventAction,
+	parameters EventParameters,
+) *telemetrygatewayv1.Event {
+	event := telemetrygatewayv1.NewEventWithDefaults(ctx, now, newUUID)
+	event.Feature = string(feature)
+	event.Action = string(action)
+	event.Source = &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource{
+		Server: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Server{
+			Version: version.Version(),
+		},
+		Client: nil, // no client, this is recorded directly in backend
+	}
+	event.Parameters = &telemetrygatewayv1.EventParameters{
+		Version: int32(parameters.Version),
+		Metadata: func() map[string]int64 {
+			if len(parameters.Metadata) == 0 {
+				return nil
+			}
+			m := make(map[string]int64, len(parameters.Metadata))
+			for k, v := range parameters.Metadata {
+				m[string(k)] = v
+			}
+			return m
+		}(),
+		PrivateMetadata: func() *structpb.Struct {
+			if len(parameters.PrivateMetadata) == 0 {
+				return nil
+			}
+			s, err := structpb.NewStruct(parameters.PrivateMetadata)
+			if err != nil {
+				return &structpb.Struct{
+					Fields: map[string]*structpb.Value{
+						"telemetry.error": structpb.NewStringValue("failed to marshal private metadata: " + err.Error()),
+					},
+				}
+			}
+			return s
+		}(),
+		BillingMetadata: func() *telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata {
+			if parameters.BillingMetadata == nil {
+				return nil
+			}
+			return &telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata{
+				Product:  string(parameters.BillingMetadata.Product),
+				Category: string(parameters.BillingMetadata.Category),
+			}
+		}(),
+	}
+	return event
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway_test.go b/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1de8cbda2fd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetry/telemetrygateway_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,158 @@
+package telemetry
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/hexops/autogold/v2"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/encoding/protojson"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
+)
+
+func TestMakeRawEvent(t *testing.T) {
+	staticTime, err := time.Parse(time.RFC3339, "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z")
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	for _, tc := range []struct {
+		name   string
+		ctx    context.Context
+		event  Event
+		expect autogold.Value
+	}{
+		{
+			name: "basic",
+			ctx:  context.Background(),
+			event: Event{
+				Feature: FeatureExample,
+				Action:  ActionExample,
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "exampleAction",
+  "feature": "exampleFeature",
+  "id": "basic",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z"
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with anonymous user",
+			ctx:  actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromAnonymousUser("1234")),
+			event: Event{
+				Feature: FeatureExample,
+				Action:  ActionExample,
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "exampleAction",
+  "feature": "exampleFeature",
+  "id": "with anonymous user",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z",
+  "user": {
+    "anonymousUserId": "1234"
+  }
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with authenticated user",
+			ctx:  actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromMockUser(1234)),
+			event: Event{
+				Feature: FeatureExample,
+				Action:  ActionExample,
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "exampleAction",
+  "feature": "exampleFeature",
+  "id": "with authenticated user",
+  "parameters": {},
+  "source": {
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z",
+  "user": {
+    "userId": "1234"
+  }
+}`),
+		},
+		{
+			name: "with parameters",
+			ctx:  context.Background(),
+			event: Event{
+				Feature: FeatureExample,
+				Action:  ActionExample,
+				Parameters: EventParameters{
+					Version: 0,
+					Metadata: EventMetadata{
+						"foobar": 3,
+					},
+					PrivateMetadata: map[string]any{
+						"barbaz": "hello world!",
+					},
+					BillingMetadata: &EventBillingMetadata{
+						Product:  BillingProductExample,
+						Category: BillingCategoryExample,
+					},
+				},
+			},
+			expect: autogold.Expect(`{
+  "action": "exampleAction",
+  "feature": "exampleFeature",
+  "id": "with parameters",
+  "parameters": {
+    "billingMetadata": {
+      "category": "EXAMPLE",
+      "product": "EXAMPLE"
+    },
+    "metadata": {
+      "foobar": "3"
+    },
+    "privateMetadata": {
+      "barbaz": "hello world!"
+    }
+  },
+  "source": {
+    "server": {
+      "version": "0.0.0+dev"
+    }
+  },
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z"
+}`),
+		},
+	} {
+		t.Run(tc.name, func(t *testing.T) {
+			got := newTelemetryGatewayEvent(tc.ctx,
+				staticTime,
+				func() string { return tc.name },
+				tc.event.Feature,
+				tc.event.Action,
+				tc.event.Parameters)
+
+			protodata, err := protojson.Marshal(got)
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+
+			// Protojson output isn't stable by injecting randomized whitespace,
+			// so we re-marshal it to stabilize the output for golden tests.
+			// https://github.com/golang/protobuf/issues/1082
+			var gotJSON map[string]any
+			require.NoError(t, json.Unmarshal(protodata, &gotJSON))
+			jsondata, err := json.MarshalIndent(gotJSON, "", "  ")
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+			tc.expect.Equal(t, string(jsondata))
+		})
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/BUILD.bazel b/internal/telemetrygateway/BUILD.bazel
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e69de29bb2d
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/BUILD.bazel b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/BUILD.bazel
index 8b7157df4ee..e4aa411cae6 100644
--- a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/BUILD.bazel
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/BUILD.bazel
@@ -29,18 +29,30 @@ go_proto_library(
 
 go_library(
     name = "telemetrygateway",
+    srcs = ["event.go"],
     embed = [":v1_go_proto"],
     importpath = "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1",
     visibility = [
+        "//cmd/frontend/internal/telemetry/resolvers:__pkg__",
         "//cmd/telemetrygateway/server:__pkg__",
         "//cmd/telemetrygateway/shared:__pkg__",
         "//internal/api:__pkg__",
+        "//internal/database:__pkg__",
         "//internal/extsvc/gitolite:__pkg__",
+        "//internal/telemetry:__pkg__",
+        "//internal/telemetry/teestore:__pkg__",
         "//internal/telemetrygateway:__pkg__",
         "//internal/telemetrygateway/gitdomain:__pkg__",
         "//internal/telemetrygateway/integration_tests:__pkg__",
         "//internal/telemetrygateway/protocol:__pkg__",
     ],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/actor",
+        "//internal/featureflag",
+        "//lib/pointers",
+        "@com_github_google_uuid//:uuid",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/timestamppb",
+    ],
 )
 
 # See https://github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/issues/50032
@@ -56,3 +68,25 @@ buf_lint_test(
     config = "//internal:buf.yaml",
     targets = [":v1_proto"],
 )
+
+go_test(
+    name = "telemetrygateway_test",
+    srcs = [
+        "backcompat_test.go",
+        "event_test.go",
+        "main_test.go",
+    ],
+    data = glob(["testdata/**"]),
+    embed = [":telemetrygateway"],
+    deps = [
+        "//internal/actor",
+        "//lib/pointers",
+        "@com_github_hexops_autogold_v2//:autogold",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//assert",
+        "@com_github_stretchr_testify//require",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//encoding/protojson",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//proto",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/structpb",
+        "@org_golang_google_protobuf//types/known/timestamppb",
+    ],
+)
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/backcompat_test.go b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/backcompat_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e099e8d0605
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/backcompat_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,125 @@
+package v1_test
+
+import (
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"io/fs"
+	"os"
+	"path/filepath"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/proto"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/structpb"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/timestamppb"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/pointers"
+
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+)
+
+var (
+	createSnapshot = flag.Bool("snapshot", false, "generate a new snapshot")
+	snapshotsDir   = filepath.Join("testdata", "snapshots")
+
+	// sampleEvent should have all fields populated - a snapshot from this event
+	// is generated with the -snapshot flag, see TestBackcompat() for more
+	// details.
+	sampleEvent = &telemetrygatewayv1.Event{
+		Id:        "1234",
+		Feature:   "Feature",
+		Action:    "Action",
+		Timestamp: timestamppb.New(must(time.Parse(time.RFC3339, "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z"))),
+		Source: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource{
+			Server: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Server{
+				Version: "dev",
+			},
+			Client: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventSource_Client{
+				Name:    "CLIENT",
+				Version: pointers.Ptr("VERSION"),
+			},
+		},
+		Parameters: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventParameters{
+			Version:         1,
+			Metadata:        map[string]int64{"metadata": 1},
+			PrivateMetadata: must(structpb.NewStruct(map[string]any{"private": "data"})),
+			BillingMetadata: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventBillingMetadata{
+				Product:  "Product",
+				Category: "Category",
+			},
+		},
+		User: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventUser{
+			UserId:          pointers.Ptr(int64(1234)),
+			AnonymousUserId: pointers.Ptr("anonymous"),
+		},
+		FeatureFlags: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventFeatureFlags{
+			Flags: map[string]string{"feature": "true"},
+		},
+		MarketingTracking: &telemetrygatewayv1.EventMarketingTracking{
+			Url:             pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			FirstSourceUrl:  pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			CohortId:        pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			Referrer:        pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			LastSourceUrl:   pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			DeviceSessionId: pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			SessionReferrer: pointers.Ptr("value"),
+			SessionFirstUrl: pointers.Ptr("value"),
+		},
+	}
+)
+
+// TestBackcompat asserts that past events marshalled in the proto wire format,
+// tracked in internal/telemetrygateway/v1/testdata/snapshots, continue to be
+// able to be marshalled by the current v1 types to ensure we don't introduce
+// any breaking changes.
+//
+// New snapshots should be manually created as the spec evolves by updating
+// sampleEvent and running the test with the '-snapshot' flag:
+//
+//	go test -v ./internal/telemetrygateway/v1 -snapshot
+//
+// Without the '-snapshot' flag, this test just loads existing snapshots and
+// asserts they can still be unmarshalled.
+func TestBackcompat(t *testing.T) {
+	if *createSnapshot {
+		data, err := proto.Marshal(sampleEvent)
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+
+		f := filepath.Join(snapshotsDir, time.Now().Format(time.DateOnly)+".pb")
+		if _, err := os.Stat(f); err == nil {
+			t.Logf("Snapshot %s exists, recreating it", f)
+			_ = os.Remove(f)
+		}
+		require.NoError(t, os.WriteFile(f, data, 0644))
+		t.Logf("Wrote snapshot to %s", f)
+	}
+
+	var tested int
+	require.NoError(t, filepath.WalkDir(snapshotsDir, func(path string, d fs.DirEntry, err error) error {
+		if d.IsDir() {
+			return nil
+		}
+
+		tested += 1
+		t.Run(fmt.Sprintf("snapshot %s", path), func(t *testing.T) {
+			data, err := os.ReadFile(path)
+			require.NoError(t, err)
+
+			// Existing snapshot must unmarshal without error.
+			var event telemetrygatewayv1.Event
+			assert.NoError(t, proto.Unmarshal(data, &event))
+			// TODO: Assert somehow that the unmarshalled event looks as expected.
+		})
+		return nil
+	}))
+	t.Logf("Tested %d snapshots", tested)
+}
+
+func must[T any](v T, err error) T {
+	if err != nil {
+		panic(err)
+	}
+	return v
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event.go b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..65fae2eb154
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event.go
@@ -0,0 +1,50 @@
+package v1
+
+import (
+	"context"
+	"strconv"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/google/uuid"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/types/known/timestamppb"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/featureflag"
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/lib/pointers"
+)
+
+// DefaultEventIDFunc is the default generator for telemetry event IDs.
+var DefaultEventIDFunc = uuid.NewString
+
+// NewEventWithDefaults creates a uniform event with defaults filled in. All
+// constructors making raw events should start with this. In particular, this
+// adds any relevant data required from context.
+func NewEventWithDefaults(ctx context.Context, now time.Time, newEventID func() string) *Event {
+	return &Event{
+		Id:        newEventID(),
+		Timestamp: timestamppb.New(now),
+		User: func() *EventUser {
+			act := actor.FromContext(ctx)
+			if !act.IsAuthenticated() && act.AnonymousUID == "" {
+				return nil
+			}
+			return &EventUser{
+				UserId:          pointers.NonZeroPtr(int64(act.UID)),
+				AnonymousUserId: pointers.NonZeroPtr(act.AnonymousUID),
+			}
+		}(),
+		FeatureFlags: func() *EventFeatureFlags {
+			flags := featureflag.GetEvaluatedFlagSet(ctx)
+			if len(flags) == 0 {
+				return nil
+			}
+			data := make(map[string]string, len(flags))
+			for k, v := range flags {
+				data[k] = strconv.FormatBool(v)
+			}
+			return &EventFeatureFlags{
+				Flags: data,
+			}
+		}(),
+	}
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event_test.go b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..bd5934b95b9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/event_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,53 @@
+package v1_test
+
+import (
+	context "context"
+	"encoding/json"
+	"testing"
+	"time"
+
+	"github.com/hexops/autogold/v2"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/assert"
+	"github.com/stretchr/testify/require"
+	"google.golang.org/protobuf/encoding/protojson"
+
+	"github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/actor"
+
+	telemetrygatewayv1 "github.com/sourcegraph/sourcegraph/internal/telemetrygateway/v1"
+)
+
+func TestNewEventWithDefaults(t *testing.T) {
+	staticTime, err := time.Parse(time.RFC3339, "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z")
+	require.NoError(t, err)
+
+	t.Run("extract actor and flags", func(t *testing.T) {
+		var userID int32 = 123
+		ctx := actor.WithActor(context.Background(), actor.FromMockUser(userID))
+
+		// NOTE: We can't test the feature flag part easily because
+		// featureflag.GetEvaluatedFlagSet depends on Redis, and the package
+		// is not designed for it to easily be stubbed out for testing.
+		// Since it's used for existing telemetry, we trust it works.
+
+		got := telemetrygatewayv1.NewEventWithDefaults(ctx, staticTime, func() string { return "id" })
+		assert.NotNil(t, got.User)
+
+		protodata, err := protojson.Marshal(got)
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+
+		// Protojson output isn't stable by injecting randomized whitespace,
+		// so we re-marshal it to stabilize the output for golden tests.
+		// https://github.com/golang/protobuf/issues/1082
+		var gotJSON map[string]any
+		require.NoError(t, json.Unmarshal(protodata, &gotJSON))
+		jsondata, err := json.MarshalIndent(gotJSON, "", "  ")
+		require.NoError(t, err)
+		autogold.Expect(`{
+  "id": "id",
+  "timestamp": "2023-02-24T14:48:30Z",
+  "user": {
+    "userId": "123"
+  }
+}`).Equal(t, string(jsondata))
+	})
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/main_test.go b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/main_test.go
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..b98d6682c9e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/main_test.go
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+package v1
+
+import (
+	"flag"
+	"os"
+	"testing"
+)
+
+func TestMain(m *testing.M) {
+	flag.Parse()
+	os.Exit(m.Run())
+}
diff --git a/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/testdata/snapshots/2023-09-15.pb b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/testdata/snapshots/2023-09-15.pb
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..772439abaa5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/internal/telemetrygateway/v1/testdata/snapshots/2023-09-15.pb
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+
+1234¾œãŸFeature"Action*
+
+dev
+CLIENTVERSION2:

+metadata

+
+privatedata"
+ProductCategory:Ò		anonymousB
+
+featuretrueJ8
+valuevaluevalue"value*value2value:valueBvalue
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/down.sql b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/down.sql
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..99ef58486b3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/down.sql
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+DROP TABLE IF EXISTS telemetry_events_export_queue;
diff --git a/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/metadata.yaml b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/metadata.yaml
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..10a6b371bce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/metadata.yaml
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+name: Add TelemetryEventsExportQueueStore
+parents: [1691759644, 1693825517]
diff --git a/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/up.sql b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/up.sql
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..7c6d59db0cd
--- /dev/null
+++ b/migrations/frontend/1694806099_add_telemetryeventsexportqueuestore/up.sql
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS  telemetry_events_export_queue (
+  id TEXT PRIMARY KEY,
+  timestamp TIMESTAMPTZ NOT NULL,
+  payload_pb BYTEA NOT NULL,
+  exported_at TIMESTAMPTZ DEFAULT NULL
+);
diff --git a/migrations/frontend/squashed.sql b/migrations/frontend/squashed.sql
index 6f1b5b84762..87b8341b250 100755
--- a/migrations/frontend/squashed.sql
+++ b/migrations/frontend/squashed.sql
@@ -4677,6 +4677,13 @@ CREATE SEQUENCE teams_id_seq
 
 ALTER SEQUENCE teams_id_seq OWNED BY teams.id;
 
+CREATE TABLE telemetry_events_export_queue (
+    id text NOT NULL,
+    "timestamp" timestamp with time zone NOT NULL,
+    payload_pb bytea NOT NULL,
+    exported_at timestamp with time zone
+);
+
 CREATE TABLE temporary_settings (
     id integer NOT NULL,
     user_id integer NOT NULL,
@@ -5761,6 +5768,9 @@ ALTER TABLE ONLY team_members
 ALTER TABLE ONLY teams
     ADD CONSTRAINT teams_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);
 
+ALTER TABLE ONLY telemetry_events_export_queue
+    ADD CONSTRAINT telemetry_events_export_queue_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);
+
 ALTER TABLE ONLY temporary_settings
     ADD CONSTRAINT temporary_settings_pkey PRIMARY KEY (id);